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Ms. Sue Happy, asq.
To:
Joe Johnson and Terry Ziemer, et al
From;
Terry Payn, at ol
Be it known, that I am the Attourniqet for Terry Payn, hereinto called TP (middle initial Charman),
Dear Joe J and Terry Z, hereinto referred to as Bad Influences.
My client, TP just read his issue of Propeller magazine and discovered a picture that was submitted by your [Good Example Lifestyle movement.
The picture was of my client, TP, kissing his wife.
He would ask that you decease and exist from posting such pictures in the future.
My client says that this will injure his 38 year marriage, as well as the reputations and home lives of millions of boat racers who wish to remain uncaring and ungrateful Chauvinist Pigs to the women of their lives. Once seeing this picture, all wives will expect such treatment.
Although you, as Bad Influences, go around the races holding hands and kissing and being, happy, my client, TP at ol, says that he has not stayed married for that long by kissing his wife. He has worked hard to keep his marriage intact by buying her special presents such as and not limited to:
New race engines for Christmas
Race Boats for anniversaries
Shotguns and rifles for her birthday.
Furthermore, .
My client insists that such a picture could only have been taken because of extenuating cir***stances, not limited to the following: (in his words)
Joe J was pulling my arm
Terry Z was pulling my leg
I had just spent a couple of hours at the Stahl trailer, and clearly had a clouded mind
My wife had “VRP” written on her lips and I mistook her for a new race engine.
Please take notice, that said injury to Boat Racers’ reputations can be manifested and resolved by:
Terry Z taking one picture of:
Joe Johnson:
Wearing Curt Hellstens high heels,
and JP Jedwabney’s dress
and holding TP’s camo purse,
...while kissing Steve Litzell…
You are further advised that we shall hold you responsible for all actual and consequential damages arising from your breach.
From Secretary:
Ima Kiddin
Merry Christmas to All of Our Wonderful Boat Racing Wives!!!!!
Ms. Sue Happy, asq.
To:
Joe Johnson and Terry Ziemer, et al
From;
Terry Payn, at ol
Be it known, that I am the Attourniqet for Terry Payn, hereinto called TP (middle initial Charman),
Dear Joe J and Terry Z, hereinto referred to as Bad Influences.
My client, TP just read his issue of Propeller magazine and discovered a picture that was submitted by your [Good Example Lifestyle movement.
The picture was of my client, TP, kissing his wife.
He would ask that you decease and exist from posting such pictures in the future.
My client says that this will injure his 38 year marriage, as well as the reputations and home lives of millions of boat racers who wish to remain uncaring and ungrateful Chauvinist Pigs to the women of their lives. Once seeing this picture, all wives will expect such treatment.
Although you, as Bad Influences, go around the races holding hands and kissing and being, happy, my client, TP at ol, says that he has not stayed married for that long by kissing his wife. He has worked hard to keep his marriage intact by buying her special presents such as and not limited to:
New race engines for Christmas
Race Boats for anniversaries
Shotguns and rifles for her birthday.
Furthermore, .
My client insists that such a picture could only have been taken because of extenuating cir***stances, not limited to the following: (in his words)
Joe J was pulling my arm
Terry Z was pulling my leg
I had just spent a couple of hours at the Stahl trailer, and clearly had a clouded mind
My wife had “VRP” written on her lips and I mistook her for a new race engine.
Please take notice, that said injury to Boat Racers’ reputations can be manifested and resolved by:
Terry Z taking one picture of:
Joe Johnson:
Wearing Curt Hellstens high heels,
and JP Jedwabney’s dress
and holding TP’s camo purse,
...while kissing Steve Litzell…
You are further advised that we shall hold you responsible for all actual and consequential damages arising from your breach.
From Secretary:
Ima Kiddin
Merry Christmas to All of Our Wonderful Boat Racing Wives!!!!!
YEA WHAT EVER HE SAID< MR TOO 
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