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[Sean Augustine]

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Hi Jeff - we had no DSH or DMH entries...

Sean

[Dave_E71]

not only that, some knucklehead fell out of his borrowed boat and hurt himself....some peoples children

[wetrider]

What is the status of the protest. I saw Mary Williams hand over the protest fee! I think the name on the bottle was Old Goat? Maybe it was named after Dave E71?

[Dave_E71]

The protest committee has decided that in the case of ES, the matter should be posponed at this time and revisited at a later date. I think...um....rather the committee feels that Saturday evening at Loch Haven would be a far better choice for a full hearing. You (ES) are encouraged to submit any new evidence at that time and may also call witnesses as long as they are sober, coherent and also haven't fallen out of a boat in the past 372 days (from the time of the hearing). The committee will convey the protest fee to the hearing at no further cost to the protester and it will be entrusted to Mrs's Williams, Augustine, Howard, Wadsworth and Dewald for safekeeping, in the event the fee is consumed prior to the release of the findings of the hearing , it is the responsibility of the protester to provide the committee with suitable adult beverages for the duration of the hearing.

At this time the judges for the hearing have not been selected, however, they may include
Mr S. Augustine
Mr C. Bowman
Mr D. Augustine Jr
Mr C. Dewald

[wetrider]

Sober,Coherent and have'nt fallen out of a boat in the last 372 days? How about one out of three? Additional adult beverages will be provided if you ...Umm the committee makes their preferences know in advance.That stuff is less cost prohibitive in Delaware!!

[sam]

Judged by a jury of beers

Dang, boat racing differs from everyday life by a single letter sometimes ...

[Mark 72@E]

Flip Rule Clarification

Dave_E71,

You were not clear as to whether or not the “no flip” time period rule applies to judges as well as witnesses. If the “no flip” rule applies to judges, C. Bowman may have to recuse himself from the hearing.

Or perhaps the “no flip” time period rule needs to be clarified as to whether or not it includes “dumps”.

Although it can be easily determined that Exhibit A is well outside the 372 day “no flip” rule for C. Bowman, Exhibit B shows C. Bowman returning from his dump in turn 2 during the infamous 2004 Lock Haven CSR Demolition Derby held on Sunday.

So if the hearing is held Saturday night at Lock Haven, this places the aforementioned “dump” for C. Bowman at a 364 day interval, clearly within the prohibition.

I’m not taking sides, I’m just providing photographic evidence.

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Download these photos now if you like them, they will be removed eventually to conserve server space.

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[Dave_E71]

Sober,Coherent and have'nt fallen out of a boat in the last 372 days? How about one out of three?

Upon further review, it has been decided that it would be almost impossible for you to find anyone involved in boat racing who would qualify based on those conditions. It has been decided that the requirements are now as follows, relatively Sober and relatively Coherent. Removing the clause "and haven't fallen out of a boat in the last 372 days" will allow you more latitude in calling witnesses, but the committee has strong reservations as to the aid these witnesses will provide in your appeal.

[Jeff5P]

To the Protest Committee:

As 10-S completed his mission at Franklin: stayed in the boat, managed to finish most of the heats he competed in (well all the C heats anyhow), and WENT AROUND ALL OF THE BUOYS WITHOUT REPETITVE TRIES (unlike some of the E TEAM), and he is somewhat sober some of the time, we wish to submit that he should now be eligible to serve on the Protest Committee. Chief Judge of the Committee, also known as Checkbook, may even have photo evidence of this accomplishment. This was made possible due to removal of all the Chesapeake Bay area crustacians living in the sponsons of the Roper.

Protestor agrees to provide sufficient additional liquid protest to "lubricate the wheels of justice" at Lock Haven. This should allow the Protest Fee to be saved for consumption by the victor.

The protestor hereby asserts his right to "Truth, Justice, and the American Way....... Are you the Police? No Ma'am, we're musicians."

[Dave_E71]

Mr Jeff5P,

If you look at the list provided in an earlier post, you'll see no mention of Mr. Magoo in the names. It also appers you have been misinformed as to the chief judge of the committee, the Grand Poobah is chosen by the members of the protest committee who are selected during the opening ceremonies of the hearings.

The High Inquisitor has noted your arguments for the addition of Brian10s to the protest committee and will take them under advisement.

The High Inquisitor feels that he should borrow the traction machine from his physical therapy, its use would ensure that the enitre story would be told by the protestor.

A preliminary meeting may be held this weekend in Lambertville if the High Inquisitor decides his back is ready for the ride or Ms.High Inquisitor will drive and the High Inquisitor can sit back and take percecet.