Results for Camden, NC

[Jeff5P]

Dave,

Not only will I hand carry the protest fee to Millville and give it to Checkbook, I will help her, Mary and "Big" Dave consume it. If you're not there, you lose.

That 5 gallons of clear funky smelling liquid was not gin. We were in North Carolina, son. They can't even spell gin. That be "shine".

You drive a lay down race boat and you went to a neurologist???? If you believe in credit, loan me $5.

[racerchic3z]

Hey!! We can spell.... ummm... that drink! I guess thats why I'm a Jersey Girl now!!

[Brian10s]

My Dear Mr. Augustine

And your point is? Were you planning on falling out of the boat? I believe an investigation is in order, premeditated flipping is strictly prohibited and punishment can include, manditory ASR rides, help Sam put his FEH in (and out of) the water for the entire race weekend, adopt Brian and call him son......oh wait, I guess we all have our cross to bear
Dave

I am writing this on behave of my client, young Mr. Williams, who you have dragged into this mudslinging event of yours. This was an unprovoked attack on his character as well as honor, along with good honest family values, Mom, Baseball and Apple Pie. I have advised my client not to comment publicly but to refer all questions through me. You have slandered his good name with your reference to, and I quote " adopt Brian and call him son . . . oh wait, I guess we all have our cross to bear." unquote. While nothing has been formally drawn up, we are looking at nothing less than a public appology (something along the line of "Brian is great, Dave is not. Brian is the best, Dave smells bad. Brian is goodlooking and Dave is not so much." We have not come up with the exact verbage but you get the drift). There is also the possibility of a virtual restraining order that is being processed where you must stay at least 5ft or 1 HR thread away from my client at all times. And the final option is to have 2 of your drain plugs pulled (1 sponson and 1 transom) and then turn off your fuel as you leave the pits.
While a public appology would cover the initial damages, the personal injury, mental anguish and emotional hardship will require additional compensation. I believe I could advise my client to settle out of court for a cooler full of adult beverages, to be paid in full at the next Racing Event.

I am eagerly awaiting you response.
I.M. Shister, esquire
Canwe, Screwthem and How- Law Offices

[Mark 72@E]

Create your own captions

I'm not taking sides here. I'll let the photos do the talking.

Or just create your own captions.

Left: Dave E71 finishes a heat (in his boat) at Sharptown, MD 2004

Right: Brian 10S .............. at Sharptown, MD 2004

Download these photos now if you like them. Eventually they'll be removed to conserve server space.

Photos by Austin Ritchie or Mark Ritchie.

[Dave_E71]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury and your honor, I rest my case!


Mark, might you have any pictures from Loch Haven last year?

Jeff and Mary, consume away, it may lighten your burden

Brian, I think that in this arguement, you're all wet


To bring this in a full circle Dave Howard, you're still a knucklehead and I'm deducting an additional 236 points on behalf of Jeff, Brian and I because we had to type and be creative

Dave

[Brian10s]

Wait a minute

I'm being ganged up on!! Rail roaded, even!!

Camera's are like Police Officers, they are never around when you want them but as soon as you "allegedly" do something outside the lines, you get caught.
As for this so call evidence against me, I reserve the right to have these pictures looked at by experts. People can do amazing things with photoshop these days.

And where are the pictures of pro motors on fire or certain boats turning left in front of a full field of boats (I think it also showed the driver trying to crawl through the bottom of the boat ). Only 1/2 of the evidence is being presented.

But I will agree with your assessment of David. However, my people will still have to contact your people and work out a finalized settlement.

[Dave M]

More Evidence

Ummm, this may be considered cir***stantial evidence, but I think it can be presented in conjunction with regular evidence (pardon the jargon I am not very lawyer languaged)


Attached pic is from what I believe is repairs from a separate incident...

[Mark 72@E]

Just a couple

Mark, might you have any pictures from Loch Haven last year?

Yes, I have a couple of photos from Lock Haven last year. My son thought that because I brought 22 rolls of film with us that he was supposed to shoot all 22 rolls. So he did.

Now that I've set up my photo site, they'll eventually be posted here:

www.highpoint.photoreflect.com

I'll post a message on hydroracer.net when they're ready. But it won't be anytime real soon.

But perhaps that's not what you're asking. What you may be asking is do I have a set of photos of E71 and 10S for Lock Haven last year that are similar to the Sharptown set above. And the answer is yes, I do.

I looked at the prints last night and found a perfect shot of E71 - not much air underneath but just a good, close, sharp shot.

But the only photo I have of Brian's mishap is one that I've already posted here (and has since been removed) for the "Name Your Caption Contest". My personal favorite: "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a laydown hydro". Ring any bells?

I don't have either of these with me to post.

[Check-book]

Create your own captions

At Mark's invitation (and plagerizing Gar-E12) how 'bout these captions?

driver on left - Willy Makit ?
driver on right - Betty Wont !

Check-book

[Brian10s]

At Mark's invitation (and plagerizing Gar-E12) how 'bout these captions?

driver on left - Willy Makit ?
driver on right - Betty Wont !

Check-book

You Too, Mom Augustine??? What happened to not picking sides when the children are bickering? I thought the standard answer was "No one can touch anyone else ever again!" And David was always the favorite!!! You always take his side.

When everybody is out to get you and your friends toss you under the bus (David (s) both), all you can do is sound the retreat.

[Dave_E71]

In all of this, I think we've lost sight of the whole point of this thread, which is...

"poop on the new guy who flipped while running a borrowed boat and breaking it in the process"

[Check-book]

No, Brian and Dave

The standard answer is " This is the line of death - if you put even one toe over it, I will .....(voice appropriate threat)...."!
Check-book

[Brian10s]

The standard answer is " This is the line of death - if you put even one toe over it, I will .....(voice appropriate threat)...."!
Check-book

Thanks Dave, you have gotten me in trouble again! Why do I hang out with? You are the bad influence I was warned about. I'm just going to go to my room and get it over with.

[wetrider]

Poop on the new guy huh? Well we all know youve sure got a lot of poop to go around This thread has made this ordeal just a little more bearable. Not a lot more bearable but a little bit Thanks Jeff for drying out the motor, thanks to all who helped get the broken boat (and broken driver)out of the water and thanks to Big Dave for fixing Ians boat. Now all Dave E71 has to do is paint it purty again. I can still sand with one arm!!

[jeff55v]

Oops!

I apologize for not posting these results sooner, I forgot to do it last week. Unable to race on Saturday (too windy), results for Sunday below.

Oops... You forget to post results for DSH and DMH.
Thanks.