The Official "I'M NOT GOING TO THE NATIONALS" Thread

[csh2z]

Remember about 20 years ago?? YOU USED TO WIPE MY ASS FOR ME!

Stacy, you were born able to wipe your own ass. Remember, you'll be taking over the world someday?
Love you, Mom

[Dew1us]

Remember about 20 years ago?? YOU USED TO WIPE MY ASS FOR ME!

D.amn 20 years ago? I was testing down at Second Effort with my J and Dad was testing prototype of the sst60.. Man do I fell old now..

[csh2z]

Heather and Robin-

I miss my husband terribly too - Worse yet, I leave for Florida Friday and he will be home Sunday. I won't see him again until the 17th!

Sharon, Poor planning. You should be gone while he's gone or he should be joining you in Florida. Boy, we sound like a bunch of sad housewives. Is there a TV show here? "Boat Racing Wives" Wed. @ 9:00 P.M. on ABC the Fall.
Enjoy your trip.

Robin

[Sharon Kerr]

He is joining us on the 17th for Disney. I go to my mom's every summer for a week. Unfortunately this year it had to be done at the same time as the nationals because Kayla had her tonsils removed.

I'll just keep bugging him on the cell phone. At least until he decides to shut it off and blame it on no service!

[Moon child]

Sitting at work

Which class would I qualify for if I brought my job to the nationals?

[racerchic3z]

I think you would just win every class because you'd maul everyone!

[csh2z]

I'll just keep bugging him on the cell phone. At least until he decides to shut it off and blame it on no service![/QUOTE]

That's what cell phones are for. Hopefully he won't use John's excuse, "I lost my cell phone" Let's see if he miraculously finds it just when it's time to come home.

[csh2z]

But yet it is making all the guys that went out to the west coast wishing they never left..

Yeah, all but her father and brother.

[Inside Lane]

Whaaaaaaa????????????????

As much as I really miss everyone, (especially my roommates) I love being able to walk around the house naked!

I am glad I am not there!

[Inside Lane]

Class

Which class would I qualify for if I brought my job to the nationals?

Any Class you want!

[Gunjumper]

Our first TV show!

We call it as the props turn here in the east. We really do think that this could be a reality series. LOL. Well Robin hope his cell works for ya.
Heather

[Jeff Brewster 59s]

Number's

Sorry Dave you dont have legal Apba numbers on the side...you can't race!

Maybe you better kick her out a little, look's like the sponson's are draggin'

[acr924]

Dave, you can just "take 'em out milling!"

[LISA JENNINGS]

While the boys are away....

Well my crew (Alex, AJ and Scott Clark) made it safe and sound...And plan on being home a week from tomorrow (Wed.) ....
So that give's Ashlei and I more time to shop and do whatever we want.
The last time Alex and AJ went out west to the nationals I painted the inside of my house. This time I'm smarter ! I had a contractor come over yesterday to give me prices on the projects my husband either didn't finish or start due to the boat racing scheduale. Happens ever year, if it looks like a boat or motor it get's done but if not...Just wait ! and wait ! and wait !
Not this year,the contractor will be back Thursday to start on a Honey do list from 5 + years ago...All I have to do is move some motors, and parts... "Wonder what they would get in a yard sale !!! "
Lisa Jennings

[Gunjumper]

Boat Racing Yard Sale

Lisa,
Just call Gary!!! He lives for yard sales and, oh, his heart will flutter with joy at finding racing equipment on the lawn!!!!
What time is the opening bid?
Hey this is what I do when Gerry goes fishing. Even his employees ask if we can send him away for a week so we can work on the shop and trailers.
I'll bet every BR wife in America has the same honey do list that comes AFTER boats, motors, fishing, hunting, etc.....