Plight of the Bumbled D

[ryan_4z]

I try not to wear fishnet stockings very often...the medics dont like taking it off of me when I am laying in the ambulance after yet another DSH spill...as far as a corset...Hmmm...I am pretty skinny....dont think I need to move fat around like some other DSH drivers I see stumbling around the pits. (I will not be naming names. But please Ed..please please please let me out of the parity committee, or I will start wearing a dress to nationals...drivers meetings and the whole works.) You have been warned. Be afriad, be very afraid.

Hey Dave,

If you think promising to wear a dress is gonna get you off of the parity committee you might want to rethink your logic. Most of the time guys have to lose bets to get in a dress. So if you are gonna do it of your own free will, my prediction is that Ed is gonna leave you on that committee. While your wearing the dress, I bet you could make some money working the gas station by the pits in Wakefield. Might even cover your entry fee. Unless of coarse DSH is boycotted and you dont race, then it would cover your bar tab.

[Joe J]

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen there, Gomer. The last tinme I had on a dress was a high school Haloween football game. Since I graduated in 82, it has been a while.

Joe

no wonder boat racing is going down hill.............now you tell us that the USTS also has men (if you call them that!) that wear dresses also???????? So, when do we get to see Joe Johnson in a pink MINI skirt and high heels????

[daveracerdsh]

Dsh

Gomer. If you dont stop looking at my legs, not only am I going to start wearing dresses full time, but in the middle of the night, when you are somewhat inebriated after having fun with youre region ten buddies, well..we are going to shave youre eyebrows off. Trust me, it happened 10 years ago to a guy called Mike Sliewie. Yes, he upset a lot of people..and yes..he got what he deserved. So, like I kee saying.....Be afraid..be VERY afraid....

[daveracerdsh]

Dsh

Mr Runne...If you think I am going to prostitue myself at a gas station in Wakefield you are sadly mistaken. I am going to sell myself to the highest bidder in the bar.....I may be easy, but I aint cheap....Oh yes.....Its $2.45 an hour for my services....and I am going to put it towards my bar tab. Dont they charge $1.00 a drink at the VFW hall? So...since I figure that my booty is going to be in great demand....I will have anough extra cash laying around to buy drinks for everybody there....so...that being said...see what lenghts I will go to to get out of being on the parity commmitee? Ed....I will stop at nothing...be afraid..be very afraid...

[daveracerdsh]

Dress..

Also...I seem to remember seeing Joe Johnson on a recent episode of Cops...trying to run away from a Sacramento vice officer, wearing a pink tutu and stilletto high heals...Who knows what he was stopped for...we can only venture a geuss...

[jeff55v]

my prediction is that Ed is gonna leave you on that committee.

I think you're right Ryan, Colonel Potter....I mean Ed Hearn is not gonna let Dave off that committee.

Geez, This thread started off so good. It's gone downhill awefully fast! I bet Brian P. is reading this right now and shaking his head in disbelief! He's probably getting ready to pull the plug on the whole darn thread.

[daveracerdsh]

Ed Hearn (Fearless leader)

Honestly..I will stop at nothing, short of hanging myself...to get off the parity commitee....Wear a dress to drivers meeting? No problem. Selling myself at the bar to the highest bidder? Of course. Hmm...there must be something I can do to convince Ed to replace me. hmmm....Bribery? No...hes a lawyer...Threats? again...hes a lawyer...Pretty soon I will not be responsible for my own actions. Be afraid..be very afraid.

[mercguy]

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen there, Gomer. The last tinme I had on a dress was a high school Haloween football game. Since I graduated in 82, it has been a while.

Joe

so.........you have worn a dress before huh!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it! I am sure we could get Teri to find something special for you to wear!

[mercguy]

ah...how sweet.........

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen there, Gomer. The last tinme I had on a dress was a high school Haloween football game. Since I graduated in 82, it has been a while.

Joe

look at the "old couple" dancing together!!! Oh ****, I bet Teri just flipped me the bird!

shall we talk about Mr. C-92 also?????

[mercguy]

Gomer. If you dont stop looking at my legs, not only am I going to start wearing dresses full time, but in the middle of the night, when you are somewhat inebriated after having fun with youre region ten buddies, well..we are going to shave youre eyebrows off. Trust me, it happened 10 years ago to a guy called Mike Sliewie. Yes, he upset a lot of people..and yes..he got what he deserved. So, like I kee saying.....Be afraid..be VERY afraid....

ooh......I am shivering in my boots!!!! I will make sure my dawg comes along for the trip, so as to make sure you do not try to f with me! I think he weighs more than you! As they say "f" with the bull (that is his name too) you get the horns............

[mercguy]

Mr Runne...If you think I am going to prostitue myself at a gas station in Wakefield you are sadly mistaken. I am going to sell myself to the highest bidder in the bar.....I may be easy, but I aint cheap....Oh yes.....Its $2.45 an hour for my services....and I am going to put it towards my bar tab. Dont they charge $1.00 a drink at the VFW hall? So...since I figure that my booty is going to be in great demand....I will have anough extra cash laying around to buy drinks for everybody there....so...that being said...see what lenghts I will go to to get out of being on the parity commmitee? Ed....I will stop at nothing...be afraid..be very afraid...

"So...since I figure that my booty is going to be in great demand....I will have anough extra cash laying around to buy drinks for everybody "

Pat......I think it is time you stepped in here!!!!!!!!!!

[Cameraboy]

look at the "old couple" dancing together!!! Oh ****, I bet Teri just flipped me the bird!

Actually, I think you're a dead man, Daren - Teri has strict orders that she remain behind the lens, not in front of it. And you actully posted it. tsk, tsk.

[daveracerdsh]

"Dog"

Darren...that flea infested thing you call a "dog" does not impress me much....Dont most dogs have all four of their legs and both eyes? Or is the pic you posted of your "dog" hiding something. Also, when you sold your trailer to Dave Trisko, you left something behind. It was a reciept for a Ronco (as seen on TV) home nuetering kit. We have all been curious ever since...what did you use it for....your "dog" or something else....please let all of your new region ten buddies in on the secret....hehehe...and by the way..I will stop at NOTHING to get off the parity committee...short of ordering the same thing Darren did...wait...I think they said if you order right now, they would include a second kit no charge...hmmmm... Be afraid..be very afraid...

[Steve Johnson]

Drag Racing

Maybe we should keep BP's excellent post back on track. Sorry, I unwhittingly diverted it. perhaps cross dressing dsh.com or I'm sure other sites would have much more to offer. Side note, a wakefeild Beauty Pagent is something I'm NOT looking forward to. Imagine Jim S or Larry G all gussied up. RACER DAVE no way you get off the parody committee. You were a yes vote, were you not? you get to tame that BEAST. AS for my plans in DSH DO not count on me. I have so many MOD commitments I may or may not be on the water in Stock. I still need to fix my Motor troubles and quite frankly, My mods will the most attention this year.
OK
Steve the LOUD- NON- CROSS DRESSING racer.

[Dr. Thunder]

... RACER DAVE no way you get off the parody committee.

"parody committee" ... now that's funny!