CMH Fantacy finals

[Sonny]

1. Sonny Kohlmetz (not smart enough to slow down before turning)
2. Jerry Davids jr. (Bugs)
3. Alex Jennings
4. Lurch (from the Adams family)
5. Elvis Presley
6. Jerry Garcia
7. Napoleon Dynomite
8. Durk Diggler (cheesy 70's adult film star)
9. Old dirty b ( from the wu tang clan)
10. Fidel Castro
11. Tony the tiger (from the frosted flakes commercials)
12. Paul Rubens (pee wee herman)

[blueskyracer]

sounds like an interesting heat and first turn.

[Sonny]

Turn boat 1:
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis jr
Frank Sinatra

[Sonny]

Turn boat 2:
Run DMC

[Sonny]

Judges stand:
Howard Cosel and Mohamed Ali

[Sonny]

Last but not least...Inspection:
Albert Einstien
Dr. Stephen Hawking
John Luke Picard (from the federation starship Enterprize)

[Sonny]

It would not be a race without an ambulance and medical personnel and who better than Burt Renolds, Dom Delawese, and whoever this googley eyed guy is..lol Cannon ball run style. Now that's a race!

[Haüenstein]

We'll need honorable drivers' reps

on our side.

[Aussie Steve]

Haha to funny .


Steve A

[dwilderacer]

There is no way you would get me on the judges stand with a drivers rep that threatens to eat my children!

[Merc1]

You need the right pit crew

These two would be the designated motor roper over guys

[Wayne mtl qc]

Rescue Boat

Rescue boat personnel

[Dave M]

Hilarious !

Now THIS is the kind of fantasy racing we need !! Good one Sonny !

I don't know about anyone else, but I would pay to see this race !