Funny man Joke!!!!!!

[mike ross]

What a beautiful story.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and went boat racing and rode snowmobiles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and booze and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever and where ever he wanted.

The End of Story!!!!

[DeanFHobart]

10-4 Mike

Mike,

&*@kin' A.......................

[david bryan]

you know why girls don't fart much it's because the cant keep there mouth shut long enough to build up any pressure

[L. Allen]

Or they have manners.

[steve jones]

Great story! when the's movie coming out??

[spunky64w]

flawed logic

No man that goes boat racing, snowmobiling, hunting, golfing, drinking, etc on a regular basis would also have tons of money in the bank. In boat racing alone, spouses and children determine the amount of classes one races and how old or new the equipment is. If a boat racer had nothing else to spend his money on, I highly doubt he would save "tons" of it. He'd just buy more toys. Maybe race 5 classes instead of 2. 'tis a nice story though. I can think of a guy who's livin' that dream... but he doesn't have tons of money in the bank either.

[mike ross]

Come on Steve do i need to send you the sign to hang up for them kids. " The Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves "P.S. I sent you a message Rachel. Check out my last post on the 2010 Stag Week. hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! Mikey

[L. Allen]

No man that goes boat racing, snowmobiling, hunting, golfing, drinking, etc on a regular basis would also have tons of money in the bank. In boat racing alone, spouses and children determine the amount of classes one races and how old or new the equipment is. If a boat racer had nothing else to spend his money on, I highly doubt he would save "tons" of it. He'd just buy more toys. Maybe race 5 classes instead of 2. 'tis a nice story though. I can think of a guy who's livin' that dream... but he doesn't have tons of money in the bank either.

Billy Allen.

Except he's too smart to have even proposed.
And he doesn't play golf, or snowmobile, or fish or hunt or drink. Come to think of it, I've never heard him fart either.

[jeff55v]

Funny man joke...

Mike: We all have our own dreams to follow. And it looks like you're having a great time livin' your dream. Keep it up Mike!
This is my own beautiful story:
What a beautiful story.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived happily ever after and went boat racing sometimes and always wanted a snowmobile and went fishing once in a while with his kids, and played pee-wee golf a lot and drank beer occasionally and had very little money in the bank and gets scolded for leaving the toilet seat up and blames his farts on the dog.

The story goes on!!!!

[spunky64w]

I was hoping you'd fill in that blank Lulu. et alors, je serai au Boston pour la fete en fevrier, je vais te voir n'est-ce pas? J'ai deja achete mes billets d'avion.

[mike ross]

I hate that secret girlyyyyy talk!!!!!!!

[Steve Warnock]

Rachel??????

She's 21 and out of control???



Dad

[thepiranhabros]

She's 21 and out of control???



Dad

Pas du tout, Papa Steve. Rachel est plein de joie de vivre!

(Sorry, Rachel if my French is a little rusty!)

Michael

[Steve Warnock]

Secret Girllyyyy Stuff

We have a MAN interpretor!!!

Thanks Mac!!

Warbs

[chicagopaul]

Ah, this is good stuff! Thanks!

I enjoy all the things and live the same life as the story character ...... But then I wake up!