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MHRA....you out there???
How about it, Big Blow.
Let's get those wallets out and put up some cash.
It's judgment day in the Horseshoe!
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Go Bucks!!!Joe Silvestri
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Dominic Silvestri
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That Coming From..
Someone who sports the Spartans colors on his boat........Originally posted by forshey99 View PostGo Buckeyes!
OH-IO!
Dave Mason
Just A Boat Racer
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I kind of like . . .
RUTGERS !!!
Rutgers might be the nastiest dark horse since George Mason made it to the final four.carpetbaggerComment
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?"
The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
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It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game . . . the rest of the players will have to dress themselves!
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Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground?
All five books in the library were completely destroyed . . . the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!
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What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus ?
Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
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Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
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Q: How do you get an Ohio Graduate ! off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the fighting Irish!"
Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for theWolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.
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Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."
"But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
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Two Ohio State football players were ho! otin' an d hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating.
The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.
"Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender.
The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
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A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.
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A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man."
The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"
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Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan . As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie.
Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise.
The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."
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Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
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Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's life?
A: His freshman year.kladd-Comment
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do you understand these...?
some of you OU and OSU guys might need them explained to you...
dana, already placed some big bets on the game... i can't believe your linebackers were dumb enough to do right in front of the cameras we had set up. if anything should happen to go wrong down there, i should be able to get it reversed with all the tapes we made...
coach = osu
qb = osu
rb = draw
wr = draw
o-line = UM
d-line = UM
d-backs = UM
special teams = draw
game will be decided by turnovers...
good luck !!kladd-Comment
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I love rivalries!
This weekend's game between OSU and Michigan is going to be one for the ages. Rivalry games are awesome! As a Washington State student i understand this type of hated rivalry. The apple cup is this weekend (WSU v. UW) if no one from the east coast knows, and it should be a good one. It can't compare to the OSU v. Michigan game this weekend, but it's going to be a fun, outstanding game with a great atmostphere of yelling drunk comments at Husky fans.
I love college football and i will be watching the OSU v. Michigan game before i goto the apple cup. I'm hoping to see one of the best college football games EVER! I know this link was started by an OSU fan, but i might be going for Michigan only because my roomate is orginally from Michigan and loves them. All I hope for on Saturday is good college football in both games.
Kyle
GO COUGS!
Kyle Bahl
20-R
"He didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you, he rubbed you, and rubbin' son is racin'!"Comment
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Go north until you smell it, go west until you step in it!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan
fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans
too.
Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but wanting to be liked
by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone
along with
the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided
to be different.
"Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports. "Then," asks
the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye Fan" the girl said!
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Jane why she is an Ohio State Fan?
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan, too,"
she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she
says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What
would you be then?"
Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan."Comment
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Ohio State vs. Michigan
I'll take OU for $100. Talk to you after the game. The jokes are great. Thanks for laugh.
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How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a sophmore class.
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What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, s*** sucker, and the other is a fish.
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A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctors' office...
He removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head.
The doctor asks, "How can I help you?"
The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."
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jeez Kyle, only way y'all should lose is if you
COUG IT!
anyway, it's basketball season...
Originally posted by Racerkyle20 View PostThis weekend's game between OSU and Michigan is going to be one for the ages. Rivalry games are awesome! As a Washington State student i understand this type of hated rivalry. The apple cup is this weekend (WSU v. UW) if no one from the east coast knows, and it should be a good one. It can't compare to the OSU v. Michigan game this weekend, but it's going to be a fun, outstanding game with a great atmostphere of yelling drunk comments at Husky fans.
I love college football and i will be watching the OSU v. Michigan game before i goto the apple cup. I'm hoping to see one of the best college football games EVER! I know this link was started by an OSU fan, but i might be going for Michigan only because my roomate is orginally from Michigan and loves them. All I hope for on Saturday is good college football in both games.
Kyle
GO COUGS!Mike Johnson
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Buckeyes suck...
GO BLUE!!!
Yeah I'm talkin' to you Sweeney!!!Comment
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