Duuuhhh . . . .

[Smitty]

Cashier was handing me back my change, which included some quarters.

"Oh, look, here's one from Wyoming (you know the 50-state commemorative series)!! Take a look!"

I look. There's a bucking bronco with its rider . . . , "Okaayy . . . ?"

"This area (Maple Valley, SE of Seattle) has lots of horsey people; do YOU know what kind of horse that is?"

(Looks closely, totally falling for it), "Er, no, not really."

"It's a QUARTER-horse!!!!"

[KURPS]

True story

A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face"?

[racnbns]

Horsey---

Smitty and Bill---

You've got to stop HORSING around, but then you probably get a KICK out of it.

Bruce

[johnsonm50]

Cashier was handing me back my change, which included some quarters.

"Oh, look, here's one from Wyoming (you know the 50-state commemorative series)!! Take a look!"

I look. There's a bucking bronco with its rider . . . , "Okaayy . . . ?"

"This area (Maple Valley, SE of Seattle) has lots of horsey people; do YOU know what kind of horse that is?"

(Looks closely, totally falling for it), "Er, no, not really."

"It's a QUARTER-horse!!!!"

best when ya 'walk right in'

[Sonny]

My boss squeezes a nickel until the buffalo ****s...lol<label for="rb_iconid_10"></label>

[mdaspit]

A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face"?

A duck walks into the same bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

[STEVE FRENCH]

Dude sitting at that bar....Another dude comes in and says...."Hey Jack Azz, give me a beer and a shot"
......First dude looks at bartender and says "Are you gonn'a let him talk to ya like that?"

"AH HEEEEE, AH HEEEEEE...... always.... HEEE HAWWW,.... calls me that!"