Husband 1.0

[Mrs blueskyracer]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: College Football 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1! Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Get a job 2.0, Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.

[John C167]

I don't know where you found/ came up with this, but it is a HOOT !

I will make sure Wife 5.0 (or is it 7.0) does not get a hold on it !

[Kev43V]

ROFL
that IS funny

[Dennis Crews]

"College Football 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1!"

For the wives of those of us here on this forum my guess is the Golf Clubs 4.1 is not nearly as big an issue as Boat Racing 10.0 !!

[Mrs blueskyracer]

Personally I though Boat Racing 10.0 was an upgrade from Football 5.2 !

[jtb]

I think beer 6.1 is caused by a glitch stemming from children 1.0 and 1.1

[Kev43V]

Personally I though Boat Racing 10.0 was an upgrade from Football 5.2 !

WAHHOOO !
Mike you got a good one
what upgrade version you got? wife 10.2? and how pricey is it?
I have the Wife 9.9, its great in many ways. the only slight flaw is that while boatracing 10.2 runs it does not have complete backup support.
I have been afraid to make any changes at all to the setup files due to the near perfection of 9.9.
examples of 9.9
- has to be forced to upgrade wallpaper or background pics (read spend money on clothes or shoes)
- would rather garden than shop.
-complete willingness to commit 100 % of resources to the household.
- tolorant of uncompleted tasks on house.
- does not need new car if old one will do.
...
now that I think about it. I still do not want to risk an upgrade. LOL
So she does not provide boat racing funds... Oh well so be it

[bandit64061]

Now That's better than politics!!!

I just did upgraded my windows 98 so that is funny
bandit Oh shucks ,
RichardKCMo
143637]Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: College Football 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1! Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Get a job 2.0, Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.[/QUOTE]