This is for all the dad's out there with young girls

[spunky64w]

Daddy can I have one? please?

I think a trunk monkey would be great, now if only I had a car to put him in....eh well, maybe he can just beat my philosophy professor instead. The guy skips class more than some students I know.

[HRTV]

Dan:

Is there any chance the one w/ the shotgun can be trained to clean rooms as well?

Joe

Joe,

Im going to take him in the house tonight since I park the car inside, I already have a long list of things for him to do around the house I have to run now its lunch time and my trunk monkey is waiting.

[hydro426]

very very nice:]

[Doug Hall]

Hey Chris, I'm with you, I need three.

[Steve77t]

All You young dads need is my 10 Easy rules for dating my daughter. Worked for me

[aojesus]

My little girl is 8 and already the neighbor's kid (also 8) is always coming over to visit. She won't be allowed to go on a date until she is 40.
When do they come out with the tazer monkey?

[Joe J]

Chris:

How about if we rent one or two for Constantine-Depue? It looks like Doug may kick in some $$, and our week would be way easier.......

Joe

[Teri Ziemer]

Steve, I personally request that you reprint those rules for everyone...they are great!

Now, as for the trunk monkey, I have some other ideas...

The Depue Men's club could make some real money at the Nats if they could rent them out for the week! I could definately sleep alot better!

Also, I don't want the monkey to necessarily clean! I want a "closet monkey" that jumps out of the closet every time Lauren drops something on the floor and either smacks her upside the head or maybe grabs the cell phone out of her hand...oooooooooooooooooo, next might me a "text monkey"

[HRTV]

Steve, I personally request that you reprint those rules for everyone...they are great!

Now, as for the trunk monkey, I have some other ideas...

The Depue Men's club could make some real money at the Nats if they could rent them out for the week! I could definately sleep alot better!

Also, I don't want the monkey to necessarily clean! I want a "closet monkey" that jumps out of the closet every time Lauren drops something on the floor and either smacks her upside the head or maybe grabs the cell phone out of her hand...oooooooooooooooooo, next might me a "text monkey"

What about the trailer monkey for all the enclosed trailers at the races

[David Weaver]

For the 1100cc Ruanbouts

Deck Rider Monkeys....Oh wait, we basically have those already. Whenever the "Duck" and company does something wacky, the Deck monkey smacks them in the head!! Could also throw bananas at the other boats.

[hydrochick139]

Also, I don't want the monkey to necessarily clean! I want a "closet monkey" that jumps out of the closet every time Lauren drops something on the floor and either smacks her upside the head or maybe grabs the cell phone out of her hand...oooooooooooooooooo, next might me a "text monkey"

haha very funny

...oooooooooooooooooo, next might me a "text monkey"

and you and dad already do that so y do i need monkey for that?????

[Skoontz]

I'll second the need for that closet monkey...KT drops stuff all the time....I swear there must be some device kids use to twist their covers and bedspread to make them look like those things used on bags of bread....

[Kristi Ellison]

Definitely a trailer monkey for inside and one for outside with a video camera...I need one for each kid....then I would sleep real good

I will talk to the Men's Club and get this set up....