Halloween story

[Smitty]

As the story goes, it's a group of adults who take their Halloween partying seriously, and put together really first-rate costumes; the zombies look dead, the pirates look swashbuckling, etc.. Except for one fellow. He shows up at their party absolutely stark naked . . . except for wearing roller skates. After scratching their heads, two of the regulars go up to him and say, "We don't understand your, uh, costume . . . ."

Smiling somewhat expectantly, he explains, "I'm a pull-toy!!"